Fhaar Lavigne – i Hate Cellphones
Di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when i hear ther tones
Di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
i went to dinner
just the other night
i was spreading butter on a roll
when i got a fright
The decor was classy
and so was the food
But That cell phone person
he was just plain rude
it rang six times til he aswered it
people looked around to find the culprit
then he talked through
soup, entree and dessert
and his girl sat smiling
but she thought he was jerk
di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when i hear ther tones
di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
walking, running
driving, eating,
jogging, dancing
while on your phone
walking, running
driving, eating,
jogging, dancing,
you all look like clones
i hit up that girl
and we went on a date
so far so good
everithing was going great
i had ger attention
was telling a story
then i heard her phone ring
and it got gory
she stopped me midsentence
entranced with her phone
while she talked to some guy
i was all alone
While she was chattin’
i looked into her eyes
and then i realized
she was not a prize
di di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when hear their tones
di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
even when you use it
when you should
the reception’s never good
No one can hear a thing you say
but you got a big bill to pay
when they answer you
you can never hear
But you still buy one
Out of fear
… wouldn’t want to be different
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di di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when i hear ther tones
di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
di di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream when i hear their tones
di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
then on sunday matinee
i got a good seat
my friends had all told me
that this movie’d be hard to beat
i heard a conversation
not part of the scene
i wanted to yell out cuss words
but i’m not really mean
some guy was blabbing
the dude nex to me
i stared at him
incredulously
then i had an epiphany
this was my final trial
i grabbed his phone
and trew it in the aisle
DI DI DI DI DI DI
Di di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when i hear their tones
di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones
di di da di da
i hate cellphones
i just wanna scream
when i hear their tones
di di da di da
i swear i’m gonna break’em
when i hear them ringing
it chills me to the bones