Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily
With just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash,
A high priced dress made by mice no less!
Some crystal glass pumps and almost dressed!
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We´ll help you set a new fashion trend!
I´ll make you fancy, I´ll make you great!
The kind of gal a prince would date
They´ll write your name on the bathroom wall
MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Fiona a call!
A sporty carriage to ride in style A sexy man-boy chauffer Kyle
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay celulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise
And oh, what the hey have a Bichon Frise!
Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair
Lipstick liners, shadow blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush
Lucky day, hunk buffet
For the lipstick a roll in the hay
You can swoon on the moon with the prince to this tune
Don´t be drab, you´ll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
*something unintelligible, maybe Valentine?s Day?*
Have some chicken fricassee