Robbie Williams – Hello Sir
Hello sir, remember me?
I´m the man you thought I´d never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
Lad called ?thingy? for six whole years
Yes, that´s right, my name?s bob
The one who landed the pop star?s job
The one you told, look don´t touch
The kid who wouldn´t amount to much
Well, I´m here and you´re still there
With a fake sports car and receding hair
Dodgy farah trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman who teaches art
Married to the life, married to the school
I wanna sing and dance sir; now who´s the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
Settle down thingy, join the army
And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I´ll have to miss
Sir is god, he´s been given the right
To structure lives overnight
Now I know life´s true path
Tanks and guns that´ll be a laugh
No, not me I´m a mega civilian
I won´t lead my life riding pillion
But thanks for the advice and I´m sure it?ll do
For the negative dickheads just like you
As for now I´ve a different weapon
Stage and sceen is about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
Bollocks sir, kiss my arse