[JULES] Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars
[VINCENT] Okey what do you want to know?
[JULES] Well, hash is legal over there, right?
[VINCENT] Yeah,It´s legal but it ain´t hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can´t walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin? away They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places
[JULES] And those are the hash bars?
[VINCENT] Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it´s legal to buy it, it´s legal to own it, And if you´re the proprietor of a hash bar, it´s legal to sell it It´s legal to carry it, butbut that dosen?t matter, cause, get a load of this; all right, If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it´s illegal for them to search you I mean that´s a right the cops in Amsterdam don´t have
[JULES] Oh, man, I´m goin?, that´s all there is to it I´m fuckin? goin?
[VINCENT] I know, baby, you´d dig it the most But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
[JULES] What?
[VINCENT] It´s the little differences A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they´re a little different
[JULES] Example ?
[VNCENT] Alright, when you into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer And I don´t mean in a paper cup either They give you a glass of beer And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald?s And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
[JULES] They don´t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
[VINCENT] No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn´t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is
[JULES] What?d they call it?
[VINCENT] They call it Royale with Cheese
[JULES] Royale with Cheese What?d they call a Big Mac?
[VINCENT] Big Mac?s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac
[JULES] Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?
[VINCENT] I dunno, I didn´t go into a Burger King But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
[JULES] What?
[VINCENT] Mayonnaise
[JULES] Goddamn!
[VINCENT] I seen ´em do it man, they fuckin? drown ´em in it
