Pelicula – Jackson, samuel l – royale with cheese (dialogue)

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[JULES]
Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars

[VINCENT]
Okey what do you want to know?

[JULES]
Well, hash is legal over there, right?

[VINCENT]
Yeah,It´s legal but it ain´t hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can´t walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin? away They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places

[JULES]
And those are the hash bars?

[VINCENT]
Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it´s legal to buy it, it´s legal to own it,
And if you´re the proprietor of a hash bar, it´s legal to sell it
It´s legal to carry it, butbut that dosen?t matter, cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it´s illegal for them to search you
I mean that´s a right the cops in Amsterdam don´t have

[JULES]
Oh, man, I´m goin?, that´s all there is to it I´m fuckin? goin?

[VINCENT]
I know, baby, you´d dig it the most But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
It´s the little differences A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they´re a little different

[JULES]
Example ?

[VNCENT]
Alright, when you into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer
And I don´t mean in a paper cup either They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald?s
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

[JULES]
They don´t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

[VINCENT]
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn´t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is

[JULES]
What?d they call it?

[VINCENT]
They call it Royale with Cheese

[JULES]
Royale with Cheese What?d they call a Big Mac?

[VINCENT]
Big Mac?s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac

[JULES]
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[VINCENT]
I dunno, I didn´t go into a Burger King
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

[JULES]
What?

[VINCENT]
Mayonnaise

[JULES]
Goddamn!

[VINCENT]
I seen ´em do it man, they fuckin? drown ´em in it

[JULES]
Uuccch!

 

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